FAQ
## ❓ FAQ
**You’ve got questions. We’ve got answers (and a few opinions).**
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### 👕 What kind of shirts do you use?
We print on **Bella+Canvas 3001** — soft AF, high-quality cotton, modern fit.
No cardboard Gildan sandpaper. No mystery fabric.
Fits true to size. If you like your shirts baggy, size up. If you like them tight, own it.
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### 🧠 What’s the deal with your brand?
We’re not right-wing. We’re not left-wing.
We’re the middle finger in between.
**The Shirt Disturbers** makes bold, funny shirts for people who are sick of safe humor and sanitized opinions. If you’re politically homeless, meme fluent, and allergic to groupthink — welcome home.
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### 📦 Do you ship to the U.S.?
Hell yes. As of ten minutes ago, we’re officially shipping to the States.
Standard and express available.
Spend $100+ USD and the shipping’s on us.
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### 🍁 Do you ship within Canada?
Of course. We’re based in Canada.
Shirts ship domestically with Canada Post. Delivery usually takes 3–7 business days (depending on where you live and how moody the postal gods are).
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### 💸 What’s the return policy?
Each shirt is printed to order. That means:
- **No returns for “oops, changed my mind”**
- **Exchanges only if the item is damaged or misprinted**
If we mess something up, email us: **info@theshirtdisturbers.com**.
We’ll fix it. No bots. Just real people with real sarcasm.
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### 🪄 Can I suggest a shirt idea?
If it’s clever and it fits the vibe — hell yes.
Email it to us. If we like it enough to make it, we’ll either send you one or throw a discount your way. Worst case, we ignore you (with love).
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### 🧐 Is this satire?
Yes. And no. And yes.
We say what most people are thinking but don’t say out loud — and we do it on t-shirts. If you’re offended, that’s kinda the point.
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### 🤝 Do you collaborate with creators?
We’re open to it. If you’ve got a following and a backbone, shoot us a message. Bonus points if you’ve been banned at least once.
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### 🛒 Do you do bulk orders?
Yes — company shirts, events, bachelor parties, your freedom-loving uncle’s birthday.
Email us at via the contact form with what you need.
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### 🔥 Why haven’t I heard of you before?
Because we’re new. But we’re growing fast — and pissing off all the right people.
Join us now and say “I was here before it got canceled.”