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P.P. Nocchio – Satirical Pierre Poilievre T-Shirt - Satirical Election Shirt Canada
P.P. Nocchio – Satirical Pierre Poilievre T-Shirt - Satirical Election Shirt Canada
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| Size | Chest (inches) | Length (inches) |
|---|---|---|
| Small | 18 | 28 |
| Medium | 20 | 29 |
| Large | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 33 |
Measurements are taken with the shirt laid flat. For a looser fit, size up. This shirt has a classic fit and soft feel.
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Mark my words… he wasn't elected, but he's in charge anyway.
This satirical tee takes aim at Canada’s new Prime Minister Mark Carney — the banker-turned-politician who somehow ended up running the country without ever getting a single vote.
Whether you find it ironic, infuriating, or hilarious, this shirt is your new favourite form of protest (and conversation starter).
Made for smartasses, political junkies, and anyone who’s tired of backroom coronations dressed up as democracy.
✅ Unisex fit
✅ 100% cotton (zero corporate fluff)
✅ Printed in Canada — disturb locally
Perfect for: family dinners, protest picnics, doomscrolling in style.
Mark your chest before they mark your ballot.
Grab yours now and say what everyone else is too polite to say.
