Corruption Glue T-Shirt – Satirical Political Graphic Tee

“Corruption: The Glue That Holds the Government Together”

Finally, a craft supply that explains modern politics.

You’re not paranoid. They’re just that blatant.

At some point, “public service” became code for backroom deals, revolving doors, and contract kickbacks that would make a mob boss blush.
And somehow… it all stays stuck together. Budget after budget. Scandal after scandal. Party after party.
This shirt doesn’t pick a side — it peels the label off the whole damn bottle.

You don’t wear red. Or blue. You wear truth.

This tee is for the ones who cracked the code early.
The ones who realized the system isn’t broken — it’s engineered that way.
If you’ve ever laughed your way through a political debate because you knew both candidates were reading from the same teleprompter, congratulations — you’ve found your uniform.

“Isn’t that a little cynical?”

No — it’s realistic with a punchline.
Besides, if you can’t laugh at the fact that corruption is now a bipartisan adhesive, you’re probably still waiting for your rebate cheque from 2006.

Stick it to ‘em. Literally.

Throw this on, walk outside, and enjoy the double takes.
This shirt says what most people whisper — and it does it with deadpan style.
Click Add to Cart and wear it like the badge of non-compliance it is.

Worn by skeptics, thinkers, and one guy who was politely asked to remove it at a town hall.
Shared over 1,000 times by people who “didn’t vote for that crap either.”

#TheShirtDisturbers | “Laugh Louder. Offend Smarter. Say it with your chest.”