Dinosaur Tax T-Shirt – Satirical Political Graphic Tee

“If only we had paid more taxes… we could’ve stopped that damn meteor.”

The extinction-level satire you didn’t know you needed.

Because blaming the end of the world on low tax compliance is peak 2025 logic.

We live in a world where every crisis comes with a surcharge.
The planet's on fire? Pay up.
Pandemic? New levy.
Housing crisis? Weird — still your fault.
This shirt laughs at the idea that surrendering more of your wallet somehow grants you immunity from catastrophe. Just ask the dinosaurs — pretty sure they forgot to file.

You’re not anti-everything. You’re just pro-common sense.

You get it: roads, bridges, sure — we all chip in. But somewhere between “let’s fund the basics” and “let’s fix the climate with carbon pricing and vibes,” things went full Jurassic.
This tee is for the ones who want to contribute, not comply. For people who roll their eyes at fear-based policy pitches and still believe sarcasm is a form of resistance.

“Wait… isn’t this a little anti-science?”

Nope. It’s anti-bullshit.
This isn’t about denying meteors. It’s about laughing at the smug absurdity of pretending another surtax would’ve stopped one.
Besides — if satire makes you uncomfortable, wait until you see your next federal budget.

Wear it as a warning. Or a prophecy. Or just because it’s funny.

If you’re done pretending the experts have it all figured out — and you prefer your outrage with a side of irony — this shirt’s your next favorite piece of armor.
Tap Add to Cart and let the asteroid jokes fly.

Seen in group chats, protest lines, and one economist’s private burner account.
Loved by thinkers, skeptics, and sarcastic survivors of a dozen news cycles.

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