“Government Still Gets In” – Funny Political Satire Tee

“No matter who you vote for… the government still gets in.”
Because democracy might be a suggestion box — not a lever.

Tired of being told that everything hinges on your vote — only to end up with the same recycled nonsense in a new tie? You’re not crazy. You’re just paying attention. This shirt is for people who’ve figured out that the left wing and right wing still belong to the same bloated bird.

You’re not a “both sides” centrist. You’re politically allergic. You know satire isn’t a crime, and your sarcasm is a survival tactic. This isn’t merch for a movement. It’s armor for the disillusioned — and a signal to your fellow thinkers that you see through the charade.

“Can I really wear this in public?”
Yes. And you should — especially to family dinners, government offices, and anywhere with flags and Wi-Fi. If it ruffles feathers, you’re doing it right.

Wear it. Smirk more. Obey less.
Click “Add to Cart” and join the ranks of the sarcastically sovereign.

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