ObeyAway™ Shirt – Mandatory Recalibration, User-Friendly Edition

“Mandatory recalibration never felt so user-friendly.”
Side effects may include increased sarcasm, decreased blind compliance, and sudden outbreaks of critical thinking.

Let’s be honest: most of the “safety” measures you’re asked to obey feel like they were designed by a bored dystopian intern with a clipboard fetish. This shirt mocks that vibe — the corporate-wrapped authoritarianism sold with a smile and a user agreement you never read. Because when obedience comes with branding, you know the real virus is marketing.

This is for the ones who hear “It’s for your own good” and immediately start digging. For people who laugh at QR-code psychology, roll their eyes at wellness theatre, and know that compliance culture comes dressed in soft fonts and friendly apps.

“Isn’t this a little much?”
Only if you still think satire is dangerous. (Spoiler: It is.)

Pull it on and glitch the matrix.
Tap “Add to Cart” and become the limited-edition upgrade they didn’t ask for.

🛑 “Got asked if it was a real product. I said yes. That’s the joke.”
📈 One of our most paused-scrolled-screenshotted designs to date.