P.P. Nocchio – Satirical Pierre Poilievre T-Shirt - Satirical Election Shirt Canada

P.P. Nocchio

“I’m a real MP!” — said the puppet with no seat.

When the nose grows faster than the polling lead.

This one’s for everyone watching Canadian politics and thinking: Wait… did this guy seriously get kicked out of Parliament and is still pretending he runs the place?
You’re not imagining it — you’re just not hypnotized.
This shirt calls it like it is: one part marionette, one part spin, all smoke and mirrors. And yes, the nose is earned.

You don’t cheer for teams — you boo the entire league.

You’ve outgrown the political fan clubs. You roll your eyes when people argue over which puppet should yank the strings.
You’re not here to defend a party — you're here to laugh at the farce.
This tee isn’t about left or right. It’s about reality, irony, and calling out the cosplay when a guy with no seat starts roleplaying as Prime Minister.

“Isn’t that kinda mean?”

Only if you think satire is mean. Or honesty. Or puppets with punchable punchlines.
Let’s face it — if a shirt hurts someone’s feelings more than losing their own riding did… maybe they shouldn’t have run.

Add to cart before he adds himself back to Parliament.

If you’re tired of political theatre and ready to dress like someone who sees through the act — this one’s for you.
Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Wear it before Elections Canada gives him another speaking role.

Most people are too afraid to say it.
You’re about to wear it.
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