The Government is Not Coming to Save You Tee

🧠 The Government Is Not Coming To Save You. That’s Your Job.
(New drop for the self-reliant smartass.)

Another emergency. Another press conference. Another promise that help is on the way… eventually… maybe… if you're the right demographic and the paperwork clears. Meanwhile? You’re refreshing the news while duct-taping your dignity back together. This shirt cuts through the noise with five words that hit harder than any official statement: “That’s your job.”

Because deep down, we all know: if you’re waiting for the system to save you, you’re already screwed.

This isn’t for the doomsday preppers in bunkers or the bootlickers with flag filters.
It’s for the in-betweeners — the wisecracking, quietly competent, politically homeless legends who read the headlines and mutter “of course” without flinching. If you fix sh*t yourself, see through the spin, and would rather laugh than whine — this one’s for you.

This shirt starts conversations — and ends a few too. It’s the perfect uniform for rolling your eyes at empty speeches, declining “safety updates,” and surviving a collapsing empire with sarcasm as your superpower. Because while others are waiting to be rescued… you’re already three steps ahead.

This is a brand-new drop — no recycled slogans, no partisan nonsense. Just one clean truth, hot off the rebellion press.
Limited stock. Because we trust you more than the supply chain.

Don’t wait for permission.
Pick it up. Put it on. Handle it yourself.
Because the cavalry’s not coming — but you? You already knew that.

Laugh Louder. Offend Smarter. Say it with your chest.